Nurse Term Medical Jokes
Loser applied to a Medical School
- needless to say he never made it -
Because these are the answers he gave for medical terms.
Antibody – against everyone
Artery – the study of fine paintings
Bacteria – back door to a cafeteria
Benign – what you be after you be eight
Bowel – letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section – a district in Rome
Cardiology – advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan – searching for lost kitty
Chronic – neck of a crow
Coma – punctuation mark
Cortisone – area around local court
Cyst – short for sister
Diagnosis – person with slanted nose
Dilate – the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation – in this place
Duodenum – couple in blue jeans
Enema – not a friend
False Labor – pretending to work
Genes – blue denim
Groin – to mash to a pulp / smile
Hernia – she is close by
Hymen – greeting to several males
Impotent – distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain – hurt at work
Lactose – people without feet
Lymph – walk unsteadily
Menopause – I no wait
Microbes – small dressing gowns
Obesity – City of Obe
Pacemaker – winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein – in favor of teens
Pulse – grain
Pus – small cat
Red Blood Count – Dracula
Rupture – Ecstasy
Secretion – hiding anything
Subcutaneous – not cute enough
Suture – Gujrati for “what do you want”
Tablet – small table
Tumor – extra pair
Ultrasound – radical noise
Urine – opposite of you’re out
Varicose – very close
Vas Deferens – extremely different
Vein – at what time?
Vitreous Humor – both witty & funny