Oxygen Tube
Funny Stories
Ok. For those who know me personally (cutiebootie) you know I am a crazy a$$. So here’s a story to fill your days with kin teet.
Killer P
David had been a faithful Christianand was in the hospital near death. The family called their pastor to stand with them. As the psator stood next to the bed, David’s condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frnatically for somethimg to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and David used his last bit of energy to scribble a not, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look at the not at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
A the funeral, as he ws finishing the euology, he realized that he wsa wearing the same jacket that he had been wearing when David died. He said, “You know, David handed me a not just before he died. I haven’t looked at it, but knowing David, I’m sure that there’s a word of inspiration there for us all.”
He opened the note and read, ” You idiot, you are standing on my oxygen tube!”
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