The Fridge
A middle eastern man lived in the desert in a tent with his three wives.
After many years he manged to buy a second hand fridge and a small generator to power it, so that they can have a little luxury in their lives.
A passer by was invited to have a meal and as it was already dark by the time they finished, the host insisted that he would stay the night in their humble tent.
He got him a spot next to the fridge and they all went to sleep.
After an hour, wife #1 comes to her husband and she tells him that tonight it is her turn.
The husband was reluctant to oblige, because of the guest is just sleeping few meters away.
The wive insisted, so he told her to open the fridge door just a little so that with the light she can see if the guest is fast asleep.
She checked that he is fast asleep, and he did his duty.
An hour later, comes wife #2 and she tells him that it is now her turn, so he tells her to check with the light from the fridge if the guest is asleep.
She checked and confirmed that he is fast asleep.
So he obliged.
An hour later, the new young bride wife #3 tells him that with all the going on, she is now horny as hell and that he has to satisfy her needs.
Reluctantly, he tells her to check the guest condition, and when she tells him that he is fast asleep, he obliged with the little energy still left in his body.
Then they all slept peacefully till the morning.
During breakfast, the host asks the guest if he slept well.
The guest said he slept well, but because of the hot night, he was very thirsty all night.
The host told him that as he slept next to the fridge, why didn’t he got himself some cold water?
The guest told him that he didn’t dare because every one who opened the fridge door got s*****d.