Fancy Car Display Joke
A car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.
A police officer passing byt, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.
“Good grief mister,” he gasped, “are you drunk?”
“Of course,” said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. “Do I look like a stunt driver?!”