Korny Jokes
knock knock
who’s there?
freeze
freeze who?
freeze a jolly good fellow…
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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a green elephant? Hold its nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant? Make it so sick until it turns green, then hold its nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a purple elephant? Embrass it until it turns pink, then make it so sick until it turns green, then hold its nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a red elephant? You can’t, because they don’t exist!
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The worst joke:
What did a biscuit say when his freind is run over by a car?
Oh, Crumbs.
(Audience lets out a collective groan)
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why did the chicken cross the road?
To Get To the other side
why did the duck cross the road?
It was the chickens day off.
why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasnt chicken
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