Talk Funny Jokes: School Children
1.Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupidand, if so, to please stand.
Little jimmy stood up,alone.
Mrs. White said, “Jimmy, do you really think you are stupid?”
“No,” Jimmy said, “But i didn’t want you satanding up there alone.”
2.At school Johhy was told by a class mate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Johhny went home and told his mom, “I know the whole truth,” His mother gives him $20 and says,”Just dont tell your father.”
Then the boy waits for his dad to come home and tells him, “I know the whole truth.” the father gave him $40 and says, ” Just dont tell your mother.”
Then the boy on his way to school the next morning sees the mailman and tells him, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman drops the mail bag and, opens his arms, and says, “then come and give your real daddy a great big hug!”.