Talk Funny Jokes: Vampire vs Nun
Two nuns are driving through pennsylvania when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet of their car and starts hissing and scratching the windscreen.
All the amount of swerving and braking couldnt lodge the creature from the vehicle so one nun says to the other “hold your roseary beads and pray”.
The creature laughs and hisses and continues scratching.
So the other nun yells “hit him with the wipers and spray him with holy water that should do it” the water burns but he continued to hold on to the car.
Finally the nun says to the other “show him your cross”
So sister mary rolls down the window and yells
“Get the #%$# off of our car!!!”