BAR PEANUTS- Talk Funny Jokes
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he takes a sip, he hears a voice saying ?Nice Haircut!? He takes another drink and hears the voice again. This time it says ?Nice Tie!?
He takes a final drink, and again he hears the voice say ?Nice shoes!?
He calls over the bartender and says, ?You may think Iâ??m crazy, but every time I take a drink, I hear a voice.?
The bartender says ?Youâ??re not crazy, itâ??s the peanuts? theyâ??re complimentary!?