CAUGHT SLEEPING ON THE JOB – Talk Funny Jokes
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping On The Job
15. ?They told me at the blood bank this might happen.?
14. ?This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about at the last time management course you sent me to.?
13. ?Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper?
12. ?I wasn?t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!?
11. ?This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!?
10. ?I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance?
9. ?Actually I?m doing a ?Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan? (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. ?I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.?
7. ?Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.?
6. ?The coffee machine is broken?.?
5. â?Someone must?ve put decaf in the wrong pot.?
4. ?Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won?t wear off!?
3. ?Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!?
2. ?I wasn?t sleeping; I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.?
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
?Amen?