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Football FINALLY makes sense???. A guy took his
blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats
right behind their team?s bench. After the game,
he asked her how she liked the experience.

?Oh, I really liked it,? she replied, ?especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn?t understand why
they were killing each other over 25 cents.?

Dumbfounded, her date asked, ?What do you mean?? ?Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
?Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!?

I?m like?Helloooooo?

It?s only 25 cents!!!!

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A man goes to a shrink and says, ?Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry?s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I?m going crazy.

What do you think I should do??

?Relax,? says the Doctor, ?take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry?s bar

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown.

She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

She asked the shepherd, ?If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one??

He replied ?Sure!? Out of the blue, she blurts out, ?352!?

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep.

She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says, ?If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!?

Here in the Philippines, even children are reading joke books. They bought those books on some of the famous bookstore here such as National Book Store or on any book stands.

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