Talk Funny Jokes

Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favourite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.

Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.

Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, ?Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!?

?Dear God! Did you try to stop him??

?No,? she said, ?I did better than that! I got the license plate number!?

This is a clip from the Dean Martin Show (a show way back in the late 1960?s)? Foster Brooks (the white haired dude) was a regular on his show. Dean (the dark haired guy)Â had a comedy hour that featured stars like Johnny Carson, Jack Benny and acts like The Gold Diggers. Noteworthy also, are Dean?s ?Roasts? of celebrities that could be quite raunchy for the time.

They dont have TV like this anymore, but from these guys, came the next generation of TV comedy hosts like Late Night with David Letterman, and Jay Leno, and so on?

Anyway, now that your history is up to date, the main thing is that gems like this are just not found on TV anymore? it is good OLD SCHOOL humour. I love it.

A car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.

A police officer passing byt, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.

“Good grief mister,” he gasped, “are you drunk?”

“Of course,” said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. “Do I look like a stunt driver?!”