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Who doesn’t like to see a good faceplant Not aware of what a faceplant is, it’s when someone falls over and lands on their face. AKA the face plant

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Funny FacePlant Videos

funny tagalog lines Joke: Babae

Angry woman: Hindo mo ba alam dear na 25 taon na tao engaged?!
Absend -minded man: Ha, 25 taon?
Woman: oo mister!, wala pa ba tayong planong mg-asawa, aber?!

tagalog funny lines: Ama at Anak

Anak: Daddy, how much money I am worth?
Ama: Pricelless ka, anak, sa amin.
Anak: Sa tingin ninyo ba I’m worth a thousand pesos?
Ama: Mas higit pa dyan anak
Anak: A million pesos?
Ama: Mas higit pa rin diyan anak,
Anak: Di puwede ko na kayo singilin, Daddy?

tagalog funny lines: Magnanakaw

Nagnakaw si Arman ng isang katutak na bagong sapatos. Nung Umuwi siya ay inombag siya ng tatay at nanay nya, so bilang pagsisisi ay nagkumpisal siya sa pari.

Arman: Father, bless me po for I have sinned.
Pari: Ano yun anak?
Arman: Nagnakaw po ako ng isang katutak na bagong sapatos
Pari: Ah…ganun ba..ilapit mo ng konti ang mukha mo at magsalita ka ng pabulong.
Arman: Ay, bakit po?
Pari: Meron ka ba diyan size 8?

Funny Tagalog Lines: Kilig

Tanung ng Poljak Kay Kekang: May nakapagsabi na ba sayo na maganda ka?
Kekang: (kilig to the max) actually wala pa nga eh!
Poljak: Ah ganun ba? TOtoo nga talaga sabi nila tungkol sayo..

Funny Tagalog Lines: Girls only

Guy: Hi! Ahh, umm, I just wanna ask, didn’t we go on a date once?Or was it twice?
SHE: I think once. Kasi , I never make the same mistake twice!

Funny Tagalog Celebrity Lines:

TEXT NI KIM: Ger pasa mo me P2 load may important me itext.
REPLY NI GERALD: Cge(Sends P2 load)
KIM: (message receive))K! got it tnx!
GERALD: Gagits mo wag na u replay sayang!
KIM: ok tnx again!

Funny Tagalog Quote: Politics

What is the real meaning of the word politics?
POLI -numerous
TICS – bloodsuckers

funny lines tagalog : Easy Tagalog

Quick and easy tagalog for beginners

What is handsome? Guwapo
What is beautiful? Maganda
What is cute? Of course, AKO!

Funny lines tagalog : Filipino Chinese Conversion

How to you say mataba siya – Wun Fat Gai
How to you say halika na dito – Kum Hia Nao
How to you say hindi ko bibilhin – No Bai Dam Ting
How to you say nangitim ka – Wai yu So tan
How to you say walang bayad ito – Ai No Pei
How to you say bakit ka aalis – Wai Go Nao
How to you say bakit ngayon ka lang – Wai Yu Kam Nao
How to you say matagal ka naghintay – Hao Long Wei Ting
How to you say may kinakain ako – Mun Ching Sum Ting
How to you say may bawal mg park – No Pah King
How to you say heto na sila – Hia Dei Kam
How to you say pag aalis ka na – Wen Yu Go
How to you say masaya talaga kami – Wee So Ha Pe
How to you say Kumanta ka nama – Yu SIng Sung
How to you say kanta tayo Lady Marmalade – Wai Yu Sing Dum Sung

Mexican Joke 01 A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? A Prison Break

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Mexican Jokes

Beauty:

* “If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” — Anita, age 8

* “Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.” — Christine, age 9

* “It isn’t always how you look. Look at me. I’m handsome like anything, and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” — Brian, age 7