Talk Funny Jokes

How ill you represent our planet in the Miss Galazy pageant?
How does the swimsuit portion in our pageant contribute to world peace?
If you were to become a butt, what butt would you choose, the right butt or the left butt?
Why is there a hole in donut
Why do you think the hosts always say “ladies, you are all winners” during beauty pageants.
As part of her official duties, we will be sending the new Miss Universe to Iraq,Afghanistan,North Korea and the Gaza strip to promote world peace. Tell us how you plan to do it if you win
If you were an illegal drug, what would you be and why
What do you think is the most worn-out expression used in this pageant and why?
WHy do you think Miss USA is always included in the semi-finalist and finalist portion year after year?
How would you feel if your best contestant friend in the pageant was formerly a man who underwent a sex-change operation
Which of the judges do you think doesn’t like you?
What do you think is the most stupid question given to Miss Universe contestants and why
Aside from you face, what is your problem
What do yout think is prettier, phlegm or pus
If you will be given a chance, what would be that chance and why
Why do you think the world is round
If you were a prostitute, how should you charge and why
If you were going to represent other country, what would be that country be and why

what do you call 12 blondes standing ear to ear?

AÂ wind tunnel

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is O. K. She replies, ?Yes?. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said?. FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!!!!!