Las Vegas $500
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”
The man pondered for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. “What do you think you are doing?” she screamed.
“I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1000 a year!”
Q & A
Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the online slots in Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane walk into the propellers!
Short People in Las Vegas
Two short people on a bender in Vegas hire two hookers and take ‘em out for a night on the town. After cocktails and gambling, they all head back to their hotel room at the MGM Grand.
However, the night doesn’t quite turn out as planned. Since he’s had too much to drink, one of the short people can’t get it up at all, and, to make matters worse, he has to listen to the other one say “1, 2, 3, huh,” over and over again, all night. The next morning, the first short person is complaining. “Man, did that suck. I was soft all night.”
“You think that’s bad,” said the other short person. “I couldn’t even get onto the bed.”