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Little Leprechaun – Talk Funny Jokes

One day this man is sitting in a bar, drinking, when this little leprechaun jumps up on the bar stool next to him, jumps up on the bar, spits in the man?s face, and runs away. The man wiped his face and was thinking,?oh, man, that was so nasty!? The next day, the same man is in the same bar drinking when here comes the little leprechaun. It jumps up on the bar stool next to him, jumps up on the bar,spits in the man?s face, and runs away. The man angrily wiped his face and thought to himself,?If that leprechaun does that again, I?m goin? to cut off his penis.? The next day, the man sat at the bar waitin? for the leprechaun. He kept ordering drinks after drinks after drinks. Finally, the little leprechaun came, jumped up on the bar stool next to him and jumped up on the bar. The man grabbed the leprechaun, took out his knife, pulled down his pants, and there was nothing there! So he asks the leprechaun,?How do you piss?? The leprechaun spits in his face and runs away.

Bad cuckoo clock – Talk Funny Jokes

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!!

The other night I was invited out for a night with ?the girls.? I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ?I promise!?

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall stared up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed?.3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos? (MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him ?Midnight.?

He didn?t seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, ?I think we need a new cuckoo clock.?

When I asked him why?, he said, ?Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ?Oh shit!?, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it?s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.?

MINT FLAVORED BIRTH CONTROL PILL – Funn Jokes

The Cadbury?s Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart?s Pharmacies. They?re going to be called?. ?Pre-dick-a-mints.?

Lets Get it On – Talk Funny jokes

A man goes to a shrink and says, ?Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry?s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I?m going crazy.

What do you think I should do??

?Relax,? says the Doctor, ?take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry?s bar

Disclosure Policy

December 4th, 2008 Posted in Disclosure Policy

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