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Doctor VS Lawyer

admin — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 10:32:07 +0000

Three Doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, “I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized. ”

Doctor Fitzpatrick says, “I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.”

Doctor Ahn says, “I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable. ”

Boyfriend Joke

admin — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 10:27:49 +0000

4 guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the restroom. The three others talked about their kids. The first guy said, “my son is my pride and joy he started working at a company at the bottom. He studied business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. Hes so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line mercedes for christmas. The second guy said, “damn, thats terrific! my son is also the pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner where he owns the majority of its assets. He is so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a christmas gift! the third man said. “well thats terrific! my son studied in the best universities and became an engineer, started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive christmas gift to his best friend, a 30,000 square foot mansion! the 3 guys congratulate each other just as the 4th guy returned from the restroom and asked what are all the congratulations for? one of the three guys said, “were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons… “wat about ur son?” they asked the 4th guy. the fourth man replied, ” my son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said, ” thats a shame…what a disappointment. The fourth man replied. ” nah, im not ashamed hes my son and i love him..and he hasnt done too badly either. Just this çhristmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line mercedes from his 3 boyfriends.

Brave Photographer

admin — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 03:17:52 +0000

What Gets You Annoyed in Google Plus

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About Meeting Reality

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Teacher Almost Slap Student ( funny gif )

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Proper Posture In Social Network

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Archbishop and Doctor Jokes

admin — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:44:38 +0000

A woman starts dating a married doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman, “I know what we’ll do. After I’ve operated on the priest, I’ll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle.”

“Do you think it will work?” she asks the doctor.

“It’s worth a try,” he says.

So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, “Father, you’re not going to believe this.”

“What?” says the priest. “What happened?”

“You gave birth to a child.”

“But that’s impossible!”

“I just did the operation,” insists the doctor. “It’s a miracle! Here’s your baby.”

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, “Son, I have something to tell you. I’m not your father.”

The son says, “What do you mean, you’re not my father?”

The priest replies, “I’m your mother. The archbishop is your father.”

President Jokes

admin — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:43:37 +0000

1) president bush walks into a restaurant with his cabinet to order dinner and the waiter asks, “would you like the roast beef special?” and the president says, “yes”, and then the waiter asks, “and what about the vegetables?”, and the president replies, “oh, they’ll have the same”

2) the president is in the basement of the white house and having a breakdown so he asks fdr’s ghost, “fdr, i am in deep trouble with my cabinet and they make me look bad, what can i do?”…so fdr says “you can either fire them or paint the white house blue”…and bush says, “so then i will paint the white house blue”…and fdr shoots back, “i knew you would take the easy way out”

3) a five year old girl decides she needs some money so she goes next door and helps out the construction crew working on the neighbor’s house for a week…at the end of the week, she has two dollars and the mom decides the girl should open up a savings account…while in the bank, the teller asks the little girl if she will be paid next week also…the little girl says, “maybe, if those a-holes deliver the fu***** sheetrock”

Larry Joke | Talk Funny Jokes

admin — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:19:25 +0000

Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So’s the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you.” So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Larry asks, “Son, what happened last night?” His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”

Confused, Larry asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?” His son replies, “Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, “Lady leave me alone, I’m married’!”