Talk Funny Jokes

How do you know if siopao meat is made of cat, rat or dog? Pinch a piece of siopao and let the cat smell it. If the cat likes it…rat! If it doesn’t…cat! If it runs…dog!

What’s the difference between corruption in the USA and corruption in the Philippines ? In the US , they go to jail. In the Philippines , they go to US!

Bakit laging Intsik ang kinikidnap? Kasi pag Pinoy – hulugan! Pag Bumbay – 5-6! Pag Kano – credit card! E pag Intsik – C.O.D.!!!! ************ ********* ******

Lulubog na ang barko… PARI: San Pedro, San Jose … MADRE: Sta. Fe, Sta. Lucia, Sta. Clara… INTSIK: lubok na balko! tawag pa kayo pasahelo!

A Filipino, a Chinese man, and a Japanese guy are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, “Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can have me for tonight.” So the Chinese guy says “I love liver and cheese.” She says “That’s not good enough” The Japanese man says “I hate liver and cheese” She says “That’s not creative” Finally, the Filipino says “Liver alone, cheese mine!”

Isang araw sa paaralan ng Santo Thomas………

teacher: class sino ba nakakilala ni JOSE RIZAL DITO???

BATA1:maam di ko pow kilala!!

BATA2:di ko rin kilala maam!!!

BATA3; ako din man di ko rin kilala!!

BATA4:maan baka nasa kabilang klase si JOSE RIZAL!!!! teacher: ngeeeeeee!!!

Sa Classroom

Teacher :Good Day Class!! Ano ang malaking problemang hinaharap ng kabataan ngayon?…

pedro!! : droga!!..

Teacher : TA~MA !!!.. bkit mo naman nasabi … pedro..!! : kc po mahal na ang droga ngayon…