Talk Funny Jokes

“When we got married I told my wife “If you leave me, I’m going with you.”And she never did.” James Fineous McBride

“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?” Bette Midler

“I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.” Dudley Moore

“You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.” Dolly Parton

“Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.” Cher

“A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.” Edgar Watson Howe

“An old man who marries a young wife grows younger – but she grows older.” Unknown Author

Question: Why doesn’t the Philippines have a NASA space program?

Answer: Because when someone yells “Launch!”, everybody stops what they’re doing and go eat their food.