A 65-year-old woman married an 85-year-old man. After about six months together, the woman wasn?t feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor examined and said, ?Congratulations Mrs. Jones, you?re going to be a mother.?
?Get serious doctor, I?m 65.?
?I know,? said the doctor, ?This morning, I would have said it was impossible, but this afternoon you are a medical miracle.?
?I?ll be darned,? she replied and stormed out of the office. She walked down the hall and around the corner to where the telephones were. In a rage, she dialed her husband. ?Hello? she heard in his familiar halting voice. She screamed, ?You rotten SOB. You got me pregnant!?
There was a pause on the line. Finally, her husband answered, ?Who?s calling please??