Three Doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, “I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized. ”
Doctor Fitzpatrick says, “I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.”
Doctor Ahn says, “I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable. ”
?Say, what?s your name?? the bartender asked the first duck.
?Huey,? was the reply.
?How?s your day been, Huey??
?Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?? said Huey.
?Oh. That?s nice,? said the bartender.
He turned to the second duck, ?Hi, and what?s your name??
?Dewey,? came the answer from duck number two.
?So how?s your day been, Dewey! ?? he asked.
?Great. Lovely day. I?ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want??
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, ?So, you must be Louie??
?No,? she said, batting her eyelashes.
?My name is Puddles.?
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That’s terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
A lady goes to the doctor for her routine check up. The doctor sees that she looks very tired and has no energy.
Doctor: “You look worse from the last time I saw you. I told you to make sure you have at least three meals a day. Have you been doing that?”
Lady: “Doctor, i thought you told me to have 3 males a day!”