An English professor wrote the words: ?A woman without her man is nothing? on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote: ?A woman, without her man, is nothing.? All the females in the class wrote: ?A woman: without her, man is nothing.?
Sent to us from Liana, and yes, thanks Liana, it did make us laugh?. really cute joke
A healthy young couple decided they wanted to getmarried would do so at a beautiful warm resort on the beach in theCaribean.
All was set up for the ceremony, the guests were inthere chairs slowly sinking in the sand, the groom stood by the alter with ahuge smile, and the minister stood patiently alongside awaiting the arrival ofthe bride to be. The evening was beautiful. The waves from the oceanlapped at the shore and the sun was performing a rich warm sunset.Â
Then she arrived and walked proudly down the beachholding her flowers and smiling from ear to ear. When she stood in frontof the minister she put down the flowers and everyone saw she wastopless.
The minister stopped and advised the young woman,?I can?t marry you like that, its not right.?
The young bride looked him in the eye and said,?yes you can, I have a divine right.?
The minister responded by saying; ?yes you have adivine right, and you also have a divine left, but I can?t marry you dressedlike that.?
Talk about a huge breast!
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
It?s Cool Whip time!
If I don?t undo my pants, I?ll burst!
Whew, that?s one terrific spread!
Are you ready for seconds yet?
It?s a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you?ll get some!
Don?t play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
Do you think you?ll be able to handle all these people at once?
I didn?t expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You?ll know it?s ready when it pops up.
Wow. I didn?t think I could handle all of that!
That?s the biggest one I?ve ever seen!
How long do I beat it before it?s ready???
ABOGADO First day sa office ni Juan bilang abogado SECRETARY: Sir, may bisita po kayo.. kinuha agad ni Juan ang telepono. pa bilib, kunwari may kausap.
Who doesn’t like to see a good faceplant Not aware of what a faceplant is, it’s when someone falls over and lands on their face. AKA the face plant
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