Talk Funny Jokes

Want to propose a girl – Just do it. (Nike)

Before going to propose to a girl – Believe in the best. (BPL)

If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl – Vicks ki goli lo kichkich door karo. (Vicks)

If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are>-50-50. (Britannia)

If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her – Take it easy. (Limca)

Those who succeed in love always say – We dream because we do. (Daewoo)

If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriend -likho script apna apna. (Rotomac)

If you love someone – Go get it. (visa power)

Boy riding a bike with neighbor’s girl – Neighbors envy owner’s pride.(Onida)

Not satisfied with your dates – Yeh dil mangey more.(Pepsi)

A guy having a number of girl friends – Complete Man. (Raymonds)

A smart girl having a number of boyfriends – yeh hai hamara suraksachakra.(Colgate)

For those lost in love – Har shaam ka sathi main aur mera (Bagpiper).
how about this. got any more around with you?

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
“What have you got there?”
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
“Pies, you Dumb Ass”

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the dog took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little cat laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electrical shock.