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?Hello, is this the Sheriff?s Office??
?Yes. What can I do for you??
?I?m calling to report ?bout my neighbor Virgil Smith?.He?s hidin? marijuana inside his firewood! Don?t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he?s hidin? it there.?
?Thank you very much for the call, sir.?
The next day, the Sheriff?s Deputies descend on Virgil?s house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil?s house.
?Hey, Virgil! This here?s Floyd?.Did the Sheriff come??
?Did they chop your firewood??
?Happy Birthday, buddy!?
Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ??. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, ?The sky is falling, the sky is falling!? The teacher paused then asked the class, ?And what do you think that farmer said?? One little girl raised her hand and said, ?I think he said: ?Holy Shit! A talking chicken!?? The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.