“The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
“Take only ONE. God is watching !!! “
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, ” Take all you want. God is watching the apples !! “.
ABOGADO First day sa office ni Juan bilang abogado SECRETARY: Sir, may bisita po kayo.. kinuha agad ni Juan ang telepono. pa bilib, kunwari may kausap.
pinoy, pinoy jokes, tagalog jokes , tagalog, In the Philippines, most kids in private schools are forced to speak English at all times. A kid who just came from the province and who barely speaks the language tried his best to do so
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