Talk Funny Jokes » School http://talkfunnyjokes.com Collection of Funny Jokes, Pictures and Stories Tue, 15 May 2012 13:28:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Modern Day Alphabet for Kids http://talkfunnyjokes.com/2011/11/05/modern-day-alphabet-for-kids/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=modern-day-alphabet-for-kids http://talkfunnyjokes.com/2011/11/05/modern-day-alphabet-for-kids/#comments Sat, 05 Nov 2011 03:03:33 +0000 admin http://talkfunnyjokes.com/2011/11/05/modern-day-alphabet-for-kids/ 20111105-110138.jpg

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“Take only ONE. God is watching !!! “
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, ” Take all you want. God is watching the apples !! “.

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]]> http://talkfunnyjokes.com/2008/12/06/redneck-jokes-501-600/feed/ 0 My Dad's Job http://talkfunnyjokes.com/2008/10/05/my-dads-job/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=my-dads-job http://talkfunnyjokes.com/2008/10/05/my-dads-job/#comments Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:02:00 +0000 admin http://gadgetstick.com/w3/?p=43 Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.”

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

“No” said Billy, “He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say.”

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- First Law of Applied Terror

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
- Fourth Law of Applied Terror

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
- Lenny Bruce

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]]> http://talkfunnyjokes.com/2007/11/28/funny-jokes-amusing-stories-blog-information-comments/feed/ 0 Christmas Thank You Notes Joke http://talkfunnyjokes.com/2006/12/22/christmas-thank-you-notes-joke/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=christmas-thank-you-notes-joke http://talkfunnyjokes.com/2006/12/22/christmas-thank-you-notes-joke/#comments Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:12:25 +0000 admin http://www.talkfunnyjokes.com/2006/12/christmas-thank-you-notes-joke.html One Christmas, mom decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result, their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given the children for Christmas.

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