Talk Funny Jokes

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.”

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

“No” said Billy, “He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say.”

When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.
- First Law of Applied Terror

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
- Fourth Law of Applied Terror

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
- Lenny Bruce

Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories. http://dyoks.blogspot.com

Read the original here: 
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories Blog – Information, Comments …

One Christmas, mom decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result, their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given the children for Christmas.

Go here to see the original: 
Christmas Thank You Notes Joke

A collection of funny jokes and amusing stories of everyday life, where you can find English jokes, Tagalog jokes , funny pictures and animation and other funny stuffs. | Dyoks is a Tagalog word which means an amusing or ludicrous …

See the original post: 
Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories: Pinoy Joke: Tagalog Dictionary #1