Computer Dependency
This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers.
Are you male or female?
To find the answer, look down.
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Look down, not scroll down!
1. TENACIOUS – Bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.
2. DEPOSIT – Call da plahmer, deposit is leaking!
3. SPLAT – Oh my goodness, my tire splat!
4. ASSOCIATE – When I went to da bathroom, associate in da toilet so I plashed it.
5. HOSTESS – When da pone rings, I ask hostess?
6. BEEF STEW – My beeper beeps, does your beef stew?
7. PERSUADING – This month will be my cousin’s persuading anniversary.
8. DEPRESSED – Depressed is da one who leads da mass on Sundays.
9. DEFICIT – Bepore eyou jahmp in da pool, check how deficit.
10. STATUE – Oy, Pedro….statue?
11. UNO, DOS, TRES – Uno! dos tres are burning!
12. CANDIDATE – I ordered too much pood, I think I candidate!
13. CHICKEN NUT BREAD – My sister can’t swim, when she jahmps in da water chicken nut bread
Read at your own risk
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