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?Say, what?s your name?? the bartender asked the first duck.
?Huey,? was the reply.
?How?s your day been, Huey??
?Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?? said Huey.
?Oh. That?s nice,? said the bartender.
He turned to the second duck, ?Hi, and what?s your name??
?Dewey,? came the answer from duck number two.
?So how?s your day been, Dewey! ?? he asked.
?Great. Lovely day. I?ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want??
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, ?So, you must be Louie??
?No,? she said, batting her eyelashes.
?My name is Puddles.?
There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown.
She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
She asked the shepherd, ?If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one??
He replied ?Sure!? Out of the blue, she blurts out, ?352!?
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep.
She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.
He looks at her and says, ?If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!?
Here in the Philippines, even children are reading joke books. They bought those books on some of the famous bookstore here such as National Book Store or on any book stands.
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