Answer: Because when someone yells “Launch!”, everybody stops what they’re doing and go eat their food.

Q: What do you cal1 20 Flight Attendants in a basement?
A: A whine cellar.

Q: What is the difference between a F/A and a jet engine?
A: The engine stops whining at the gate.

Q: Why does it take a F/A 5 minutes to open a carton of orange juice?
A: The carton says \\\”CONCENTRATE.\\\”

Q: What does a retired F/A do when she is nostalgic for her job?
A: She stands in front of the bathroom sink and eats.

Q: How do you get a F/A into your hotel room?
A: Make a sound like an ice machine.

Q: What\\\’s the difference between a good F/A and a bad F/A ?
A: The good F/A says, \\\”Morning, Captain\\\”, and the bad F/A says, \\\”It\\\’s morning Captain!\\\”

Q: What\\\’s the difference between an airbag and a windbag?
A: Seniority.

Q: Why did the pilot die shortly after retirement?
A: His wife didn\\\’t know to feed him every 2 hours.

Q: What does a captain use for birth control?
A: Personality.
Q: What if that doesn\\\’t work?
A: Layover clothes.

Q: Why was the Ohare employee cafeteria closed last week?
A: A captain rented it for his daughter\\\’s wedding reception.

Q: Why don\\\’t pilots vacation with their families?
A: It\\\’s too difficult to get the jumpseat.

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two pilots found a penny at the same time.

Q: What do you call a crew of pilots tipping the hotel van driver?
A: The March of dimes.

Q: What do pilots yell at football games?
A: \\\”Get the quarter back!\\\”

Q: How can you tell a pilot on a layover from a homeless person?
A: The homeless person is the one buying a newspaper.

Q: What\\\’s the difference between a pilot and God?
A: God doesn\\\’t think he\\\’s a pilot.

Q: What\\\’s the difference between Jeffery Dahmer and a pilot?
A: Dahmer didn\\\’t eat every leg.

Q: How do you get a pilot out of the cockpit?
A: Tell him a USA Today was left in First Class.

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