Talk Funny Jokes

A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

?Mom,? he asked, ?are these my brains??

?Not yet,? replied his mother.

The boss was in a quandry. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Katie or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Katie came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went straight to the water cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said, ?Katie, I?ve never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.?

?I?d rather you jack off,? she replied. ?I really feel like shit this morning!?

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, ?I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.? ?Odd,? her companion replies, ?but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.?

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. ?Two dogs, please,? says one. The vendor is very pleased to ovlige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their ?dogs?. The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, ?What part did you got??

Alexander Potter was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen. One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the television set. ?Hey,? Alex shouted, ?what do you think you?re doing??

?I am sick of sports, and I?m sick of TV,? his wife replied. ?You haven?t touched me in months. We?re going to talk about sex right now!? ?Okay, Okay. So?? After a moment, he asked, ?How often do you think Brett Favre gets laid??

During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team?s cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, ?You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand.? ?That?s right, Coach,? replied the lineman. ?But, she?s much better!?